Monday, September 13, 2010

My Morning Coffee

Maybe it's because I got 2 1/2 hours of sleep, but until I get my morning cup of Joe I feel like the Tourettes Guy. I'm actually a pretty nice guy normally. Right now my eyes feel like some prostitutes nasty, hairy vag was being rubbed on my eyeballs in my sleep. Feels bad, man.

So... YOU CAN'T DO SHIT!! WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!!


What's your favorite Tourettes Guy moment?

13 comments:

  1. Cool blog!
    I followed you and will check back daily. Please come visit my blog too?
    I always return my comments :)
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  2. @Zi, already got you man... fuck you have posted a comment on my blog before... Jesus man lay off the dope.

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  3. thought tourettes was some kind of cow disease.

    Anyway nice blog, following!
    please visit mine too=)

    http://proguitargod.blogspot.com/

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  4. Mate, you must remember.
    If you only get 50% sleep, you only live 50%

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  5. HA! I think you had it confused with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy also known as Mad Cow. Thanks for following!

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  6. @Daniel I take naps throughout the day on days like this. But yeah I agree, shit ain't healthy.

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  7. "who's the faggot with the tuba?"
    "THATS YOUR DAD"

    :D

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  8. @Martin, haha yeah that was a good one. So much win with tourettes guy.

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  9. I don't know what bob saget is but ill have a look

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  10. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS. THEY'RE SMALL, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

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